The Streak: Weeks 51-55

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~ The following article was contributed by beloved Eye of the Hurricane blogger, Delray ~

OK, relax!  It’s not Friday but we’ve got the weekly installment of “The Streak” for you a tad bit early.  This week we will look back at the final four weeks of the 2005 season and the first week of the 2006 season.  There will be some new names and probably some Canes Fan-Favorites!

Week #51:

Week 14 of the 2005 was a slow week for the NFL Canes.  Nonetheless, the streak continued.  Clinton Portis had a 15 yard gallop as the Redskins dropped the Cardinals 17-13.

Week #52:

Heading down the home stretch of the 2005 season, the running backs took over.  Week 15 saw three NFL Canes get to the end-zone.  Edgerrin James had a 1 yard run for the Colts but the big news was that the Colts dropped their first game of the season to the Chargers 26-17.  Then Jarrett Payton had a 3 yard run but the Titans dropped  a close one to the Seahawks 28-24.  Also, Willis McGahee opened the scoring in Buffalo only to see his Bills drop one to the Broncos 28-17.

Week #53:

They say when a player “goes-off” he usually has a pretty good game.  Santana Moss went off in week #16 scoring 3 touchdowns on 5 completions for 160 yards.  Santana had touchdown catches of 17, 59 and 72 yards.  Then Clinton Portis also went-off for 106 yards rushing including a 19 yard run on top of that.  You probably win the game with these two in tandem, which the Redskins did, 35-20 over the NY Giants.  Frank Gore also had a nice day scoring a late 4th quarter touchdown to push the 49ers over the Rams 24-20.  Vinny Testaverde also had a 27 yard pass to Laveranues Coles but they were still defeated by the Patriots 31-21 on a cold Monday night in the Meadowlands.

Week #54:

The final week of the 2005 season brought us a crazy game between the Bills and the Jets.  Roscoe Parrish scored on a 3 yard pass from Kelly Holcomb to put the Bills up in the 3rd quarter.  Justin Miller took a kick off 95 yards late in the 4th quarter after the Bills had taken the lead to put the Jets up for good 30-26.  The Redskins were in action trying to secure a 10 win season.  Clinton Portis scored twice, once from 2 and the other from 22 yards out.  This was part of a 122 yard performance.  With the game on the line late, the Eagles had secured good field position until a sack by Phillip Daniels on Koy Detmer jarred the ball loose.  Sean Taylor was on the spot to recover the fumble and scamper 39 yards to secure the win for the Redskins.

Week #55:

The Canes came out the first week of the 2006 season with a vengeance.  Clinton Portis picked up where he left off from the previous season scoring on a 5 yard run, but the Redskins fell to the Vikings 19-16.  Frank Gore scored twice on runs of 2 and 4 yards for the 49ers but fell to Edgerrin’s new team, the Cardinals, 34-27.  Edge scored in his first game as a Cardinal on a 1 yard run.  Jeremy Shockey connected with Peyton from 15 yards out but the Giants fell to the Colts 26-21.  We also have a couple of new faces to start the year off. Charlie Frye found Kellen Winslow open from 15 yards out for his first NFL score.  Unfortunately it came in a 19-14 loss to the Saints.  Also making his NFL debut was Devin Hester who scored the first of his record setting punt returns for touchdowns bringing it back from 84 yards as the Bears shut out the Packers 26-0 in Lambeau Field.

115 Comments

  1. avatar

    Ronny

    April 18, 2012

    “I didn’t talk to any of the coaches because we only stayed for a little bit,” said Estime. “We stayed until halftime because Keith (Bryant) wanted to leave. He wanted to leave to go get something to eat.”

    ——————————————————————————

    This is eerily similar to Corey Lemonier. Don’t think this kids sticks with his commitment.

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    Ronny

    April 18, 2012

    JSQ,

    let me know where you guys are sitting for the ND game. Me and my brother are coming down for that game.

  3. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 18, 2012

    Um, nice first, Ronny . . .

    Orange or green?

  4. avatar

    Uchamps

    April 18, 2012

    Hurri, yeah. drive up to me! But we’ll talk more closer to that time.

    Jsq, cool!!! You need to redeem thyself!! lmao

    CCC, you are so right about track speed and football speed. I ran a 4.5 to a 4.55 40 and an 11.3 in the 100. My boys Greg and Kadero both ran around 10.7 and 4.4. But when it came to the football field(both played RB) those two couldn’t beat me to the sideline on a toss sweep. Crushed them every time.

  5. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 18, 2012

    Will do, Ronny, we should get our tickets in September

  6. avatar

    Killerbeez41

    April 18, 2012

    Just saw the spring game clips on youtube and the big thing that stands out on film is the OL is giving away pass/run keys like crazy. By the way they line up you can tell when its gonna be a run or a pass or maybe a pull. Those keys can be big for a defense, and I think the reason the D did so well is because they have picked up on those little things from playing against them all the time. Other than that the O looked good from the clips, those mistakes can be fixed, most of them looked like physical errors, not sure about the mentals.

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    JSQ author

    April 18, 2012
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    CanesCanesCanes

    April 18, 2012

    Uchamps it just make a huge difference, you’re right. In between the pads, and having to think, running laterally, reaction time, are you running with the football, are you running precise routes, etc etc.

    That’s why you could blow those guys up, you either had better lateral and/0r angle speed, ran with more authority and confidence, weren’t tentative, etc etc. There are lots of fast guys. Only a fraction of those are great ball players.

    Another thing that’s not measured is burst speed. Say those first five or ten yards that are so crucial for an LB to make the play or a RB to hit the hole, or get to the edge, or burst after a cut downfield

  9. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    “Justin Miller took a lick off 95 yards late in the 4th quarter after the Bills had taken the lead to put the Jets up for good 30-26.”

    I always enjoy a 95 yard lick off! (not razzing the spelling, just giggling at the image the mispelling gave me.)

  10. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    If the phins give away the farm to get Tanehill, a project QB, I’m even more done with them.

    Teabag lite – no thanks

  11. avatar

    Calvin

    April 19, 2012

    Calvin

    April 18, 2012 at 10:27 PM

    Uchamps

    April 18, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Hurri, yeah. drive up to me! But we’ll talk more closer to that time.

    Jsq, cool!!! You need to redeem thyself!! lmao

    CCC, you are so right about track speed and football speed. I ran a 4.5 to a 4.55 40 and an 11.3 in the 100. My boys Greg and Kadero both ran around 10.7 and 4.4. But when it came to the football field(both played RB) those two couldn’t beat me to the sideline on a toss sweep. Crushed them every time.
    //////////////////////////////////

    U-champs had/got that “next man speed”, all you have to do is be faster than the next man when it counts!

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    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    Unless they pick him in the third round – then its a good pick. Anybody remember when we handled TAMU with Marve. I think Tanehill was playing some WR & QB that game. Don’t believe he was killing it that game.

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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    I am really at the point that I have the Heat in the playoffs, the Panthers even made the playoffs, and the Marlins are actually spending money and trying to win, so call it an inverse bandwagon jump, but I just don’t CARE what the Dolphins do for the enxt couple of years.

    And it ripped at my skull with they picked Ginn over Quinn. Now, they can pick an offensive lineman and I will be “meh!”.

    How’s that who song go for We’re not gonna take it?

    “gonna rape you,
    we forsake you,
    let’s forget you better still…”

    They will be forgotten, because they forgot about us for all these years.

  14. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Thanks for the good eye, CO.

    Not Delray’s fault – I’m the proofreader who can’t distinguish “k”s and “l”s!!!

  15. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    kok!

    I mean, lol!

  16. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Worse part of one like that is that a spell checker won’t catch it because lick is a word, and the grammar checker won’t catch it because lick and kick are interchangable verbs.

    Just shows I do read the articles though, right?

  17. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Calvin says:
    April 19, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    U-champs had/got that “next man speed”, all you have to do is be faster than the next man when it counts!

    ————

    Reminds me of the classic joke:

    Two guys are hiking in the woods, in their heavy gear, when the unmistakable sound of a Grizzly bear is heard. They both start walking faster, away from the sound. But then the sound is much closer, and they realize he is on their scent.

    One man drops his gear and takes off his hiking boots, starts putting on his sneakers.

    His friend says “You can’t outrun a Grizzly bear even with sneakers!”

    He replies, “I know, I just have to outrun YOU.”

  18. avatar

    Esteban

    April 19, 2012

    3xCanes, Tannehill was still a WR (leading WR at that) for A&M that year as a freshman. He’s a helluva athlete. Still a work in progress as a QB but if Blaine Gabbert, Jake Locker and Christian Ponder are all top 12 picks then why not Tannehill. I’d take him over those 3.

  19. avatar

    CK

    April 19, 2012

    If the Phins take Tannehill they will be set back another 6 years…

  20. avatar

    Hassan

    April 19, 2012

    U Champs, the game is all about angles, You sound like you had a better angle and probably ran a yard or two less then they did so you met them.

  21. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    Este – Locker doesn’t even belong in the conversation with those four. Watch when he starts playing on a regular basis. He showed some flashes last year. He will end up being a star.

    Tannehill is 3- 4 year project. At best. If he gets put in as a rookie, he will get destroyed. Name one signature victory he had in college. How many games has he started in college? He had big trouble reading vanilla college defenses.

    The guy is a great pick in the third round as a long term project.

    If I’m the phins I trade up and get Blackmon. A game changer from day one. Let Moore and Garrard fight it out for QB. Blackmon would make either one look good in the red zone. Build the team the right way. Get solid linemen. A sleeper TE. Add some pieces to an improving defense.

    Giving up value for a project QB is a sucker move.

  22. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    CO, I’m just happy someone reads the articles.

    Indeed, evidently even closer than I do! 😉

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    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    JSQ or Sailor/KL or anyone else that ordered – when you ordered your ND tickets did you get specific seats? Mine said section G-something & G-something row with specific numbers for the seats. Of course none of those rows or sections exist.

    Also has anyone said what the difference in the two price levels are, I went for the higher but I dont know what that gets me that’s better.

    …and yes I know they’re going to stuff us in some $hitty corner regardless, I was just wondering.

    I would normally just get them on my own and pay more for better eats, but this is ND, and there’s going to be “friction” cause I know I’m going to be mouthing off. Buying through the school assures me of sitting with other canes fans.

  24. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    *seats

  25. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012
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    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Cubed, we won’t get our specific seat assignments until September, that is just what they always put on there when you order away game seats.

    And yes, after my experience in Columbus, I’d rather sit with ‘Canes fans in sh!tty seats.

  27. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    I will have to see that later with my wife.

  28. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    Maybe I just never noticed before that they put bogus placeholders because other than OSU, FSU, and a few others there are always plenty of seats.

    Still wondering what the difference is in the two price levels.

  29. avatar

    Calvin

    April 19, 2012

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012 at 10:05 AM

    And it ripped at my skull with they picked Ginn over Quinn. Now, they can pick an offensive lineman and I will be “meh!”.
    //////////////////////////////////////

    dawg, you had something going until the part where you said, quinn, who in the hell wanted that bozo, picking ginn over quinn was the right move anyday of the week and would be even now. The problem was picking either one of them was a waste of a draft, if ever there was a year to trade down that was it. Hat year, you had guys you could’ve gotten later on anyway, patrick willis was in that draft, beason(although i wouldn’t of drafted him in the 1st round) revis was in their, that runningback in seattle lynch and others, it was a real weak draft when jamarcus russel is 1st though.

  30. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Wondering the same thing, Cubed.

    I quote one of the Fear the Tie guys when I told them I reserved our seats: “$125? Does a hooker come with that?”

    JSQ: “No, you can get a notre shame girl for 25 cents, but she doesn’t come with seats.”

  31. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    I know it turned out he was worthless. I am talking about on that day, watching Quinn drop to ninth, a dream scenario for the Dolphins, and them announcing they grabbed the injured Ginn? I thought the guy just mispronounced it.

    And I wasn’t alone….

    http://youtu.be/RaYgGSHJ5hM

    http://youtu.be/JzQh9lK5Xuk

  32. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    There is something I so want to say about the $125 hooker comment but I must abide by a respectful decorum.

  33. avatar

    autumn

    April 19, 2012
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    KLCaneFan

    April 19, 2012

    CCC all I know is we have 6 tickets that cost $125.00 a piece. I have no idea where they might put us, but like I said before, by the time we’re sitting down I don’t expect any of us in our group will care what section we’re in.

    Viva Patron!

    LOL!

  35. avatar

    autumn

    April 19, 2012
  36. avatar

    autumn

    April 19, 2012

    gets better again after 50 . . .

  37. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Cubed, go ahead and make the $125 hooker comment, we are all waiting with baited breath.

  38. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    No no no

  39. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    Trust me

  40. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Hey Cubed, I have something really funny and nasty to say you guys will love it!

    Oh wait, I probably shouldn’t say it on the blog, nevermind.

    😉

  41. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    How to get half of a law firm to rush to the parking garage:

    Send e-mail stating “Black bmw coupe on second floor has light on.”

  42. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    JSQ says:
    April 19, 2012 at 12:17 PM
    How to get half of a law firm to rush to the parking garage:

    Send e-mail stating “Black bmw coupe on second floor has light on.”

    ——————

    How to get other half of a law firm to rush to the parking garage:

    Send e-mail stating “Black bmw coupe on second floor has apparently hit a homeless man.”

  43. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    CanesCanesCanes says:
    April 19, 2012 at 11:48 AM
    There is something I so want to say about the $125 hooker comment but I must abide by a respectful decorum.
    ————–
    “And most recently of all, a “Roman Toga Party” was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.”

  44. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Lol, the PI department doesn’t work in this office, but yes, CO, good quip! 😉

  45. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Now I wan’t a sign from that town.

    “We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is,” then-Mayor Siegfried Hauppl said following the 2005 vote. “After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fuck or the Fuck family moved into the area. The ‘ing’ was added as a word for settlement.”

    Mr. Mayor, I object! Fucking has been around for MORE than 800 years.

  46. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    CO is on fiyah

  47. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    April 19, 2012

    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (seminoles.com) – Due to severe weather that is threatening to hit the Tallahassee area on Saturday, the time for game two of the weekend series featuring Florida State and Miami on Saturday, April 21 has been changed to 12:00 p.m.

    The game will air live over the internet on ESPN3.

    Here is an updated schedule for this weekend’s baseball series against Miami:
    Friday, April 20 – Game 1 – 6:00 p.m. (ESPN3)
    Saturday, April 21 – Game 2 – 12:00 p.m. (ESPN3)
    Sunday, April 22 – Game 3 – 12:30 p.m. (CSS)

    For further updates on Florid State baseball, please stay tuned to http://www.seminoles.com.

    ———————-

    This is real. But of course, the severe weather they are afraid of is…. a “MIAMI HURRICANE”!!!!

  48. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    JSQ says:
    April 19, 2012 at 11:37 AM
    Wondering the same thing, Cubed.

    I quote one of the Fear the Tie guys when I told them I reserved our seats: “$125? Does a hooker come with that?”

    JSQ: “No, you can get a notre shame girl for 25 cents, but she doesn’t come with seats.”

    ——————

    Okay, CCC, was your comment as gross as any of these? And JSQ, if you choose to delete any, I won’t be offended, I don’t know the limits here….

    “She doesn’t come with seats, but she sits with c***.”

    “She doesn’t come with seats, but comes with a 13 inch d****.”

    “She doesn’t come with seats, but she’s a whore, who cares if she c****,she’s getting PAID.”

  49. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Those are pretty much the boundaries here.

    Asterisks.

    I really don’t care, I just don’t want to hear anyone who does care, complain.

  50. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Sounds fair.

    Of course, I don’t talk like that in front of my wife, she thinks I am a respectful gentleman at all times….

    Still haven’t heard from CCC if his were that gross…

  51. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    I just want to interrupt this regular blog commentary to tell everyone that my boss reviewed my motion and had no comments.

    I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    [JSQ runs into wall while taking exhibits to secretary]

  53. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    CO – yep definitely over the line. The smartest person in the world would have to delete it, and there’s no way to say it differently. Sorry I brought it up.

    This ND trip is getting out of hand, something like 20 in our group now. Some business associates also. Translation: I can’t be a complete a$$hole at this game.

  54. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    FSU fan whining about the refs, frame by frame. God I hope he does the same for the Baseball series.

    http://youtu.be/SPp7BjpXJj4

    Top five finishes in NCAA History, Miami is in three of them. 1-2 though in the results. Bet you can guess two of the three easily.

    http://youtu.be/Pojmo0g6fs0

  55. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    I only know 1 person out of several hundred ‘Canes fans I know NOT going to this game. And she is running my game watch while I am gone.

    My boss is going too, Cubed, but I think we both have 0% interest in running into each other.

    We were once going to be at the airport at the same time, me going to Missouri and my boss to a mediation in ATL.

    When I brought it up, my boss’ response: “Gross.”

    After what I’ve seen in the past, I f’ing love this.

    Tell your business associates you are going through a tunnel or something and keep hanging up on them.

  56. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    CanesCanesCanes says:
    April 19, 2012 at 1:36 PM
    CO – yep definitely over the line. The smartest person in the world would have to delete it, and there’s no way to say it differently. Sorry I brought it up.

    ———-

    There is ALWAYS a clean way to say it. Buddy Hackett told his famous sneezing joke on Johnny Carson, completely clean.

    You teased us all, and I now want you to email it to her so she can send it to those of us that have no standards!

    To make up for that, one of my favorite dirty jokes that isn’t dirty.

    What is a foot long and slippery?

    A slipper, obviously!

  57. avatar

    Hassan

    April 19, 2012

    I swear life is not fair how did the smartest person in the world also end up with Giant Melons? Some people have it all I swear lol

  58. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Wait, she had melons and didn’t serve them out at the tailgate?

    Selfish…..

  59. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    [JSQ searches kitchen for so-called “Giant Melons”]

  60. avatar

    Calvin

    April 19, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    I wanted to show a picture of some giant melons in the kitchen.

    Go I went to google.

    DON’T!

    Why does google think that melons equates to B**bs?

  62. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Hassan says:
    April 19, 2012 at 3:14 PM
    I swear life is not fair how did the smartest person in the world also end up with Giant Melons? Some people have it all I swear lol

    ——————–

    So, unborn JSQ was floating around in heaven, about to be born, and God approached. He told the little spirit that to be happy, it would get to pick five things, but the rest would be up to him.

    God asked, “Do you want to be a man or a woman?” JSQ said she wanted to be a woman.

    “Blonde or brunette or redhead?” Blonde.
    “Smart or stupid?” Smart.
    Cane fan or Notre Dame fan? Canes!
    Huge ones or flat as a board? Huge!

    “Hmm, you have chosen well. So well in fact, that I will have to handicap you in some way….. Ahh, I got it, You will be a lawyer!”

    “OH NOOOOOO!!!!”

    (Lawyer jokes never get old!)

  63. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    I just spit out my coffee laughing!

    CO IS ON FIYAH TODAY!

  64. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Another motion approved with nothing more than a thumbs up and a smile from the boss.

    [JSQ dusts off MENSA membership card while looking to see if pigs are flying over downtown Ft. Lauderdale]

  65. avatar

    shwarma5

    April 19, 2012

    Cal thanks for pinpointing that. And actually gotta give it to you, new nickname is good. Keep it up Squatch

  66. avatar

    Canez1

    April 19, 2012
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    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    From A Comedy of Errors, the abbess Aemilia giving advice to the wife for better treatment of her husband.

    Aemilia. And thereof came it that the man was mad.
    The venom clamours of a jealous woman
    Poisons more deadly than a mad dog’s tooth.
    It seems his sleeps were hinder’d by thy railing,
    And therefore comes it that his head is light.
    Thou say’st his meat was sauced with thy upbraidings:
    Unquiet meals make ill digestions;
    Thereof the raging fire of fever bred;
    And what’s a fever but a fit of madness?
    Thou say’st his sports were hinderd by thy brawls:
    Sweet recreation barr’d, what doth ensue
    But moody and dull melancholy,
    Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair,
    And at her heels a huge infectious troop
    Of pale distemperatures and foes to life?
    In food, in sport and life-preserving rest
    To be disturb’d, would mad or man or beast:
    The consequence is then thy jealous fits
    Have scared thy husband from the use of wits. ”

    Shakespeare’s way of saying “He’s Not The Problem — It’s Your Unreasonable Expectations”

  69. avatar

    Hassan

    April 19, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Those are some fine melons, I sure would love to bite on those!

  71. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    Meh, don’t take it too far, CO. Not even about jealousy.

    And I don’t think you want to take it there. Men get WAY more paranoid than women! Over NOTHING!

    But that’s just an aside . . .

    Some dudes are just terrible boyriends [perhaps even human beings] and women have the right to say so, or kick them out of their house for insulting Randy Shannon circa 2009, as the case may be.

    And sometimes b!tches are crazy and take out the crazy on the good ones they know aren’t going anywhere and save the sane ish for the ones they aren’t that (and will probably never be) close to.

    That’s what the article is about. Doing the latter. Which, of course, I never do.

    [JSQ whistles and twirls hair innocently]

  72. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    Whoa, insulting Randy Shannon? And you let him live? You truly are a saint.

    Men don’t get jealous, we just don’t trust that other guy, because all that other guy thinks about is sex.

  73. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    I have been enjoying Shakespeare, but it makes my brain start thinking in old English.

    I am not sure what the cure for that is, forsooth.

  75. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    And yes, I let Gator Safety live after insulting Randy Shannon.

    But he’s living a life where he cries in a fetal position dreaming of melons and listening to this song on repeat:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-29BAv0dw

  76. avatar

    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012
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    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    That joke actually comes from my sophomore year of high school boyfriend writing a letter in homeroom telling me that all he was doing was crying in a fetal position listening to that song since we broke up.

    And now I like to pretend that is what every ex does. 😀

    Thank you Jimi Hendrix.

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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 19, 2012

    After all the gators are in their jail cells,
    and the noles have all gone to bed,
    you can hear sebastian staggering on down the street,
    footprints dress in red.

    And the wind whispers Mary.

    Al Golden is drearily sweeping
    up the broken pieces of Randy’s life.
    Somewhere a Jello Shot Queen is drinking,
    somewhere a Shockey has no wife.

    And the wind it cries Mary.

  80. avatar

    JSQ author

    April 19, 2012

    [JSQ wipes away tears of laughter]

  81. avatar

    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    ‘scuse while I kiss the sky…..

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    CanesCanesCanes

    April 19, 2012

    ‘scuse me while I kiss the sky

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    Greentree

    April 20, 2012
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    Hassan

    April 20, 2012

    Slow day. I guess all you guys are celebrating 4/20

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    Hassan

    April 20, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    Good morning Canes fans, and Happy Friday!

    Miami beat Chicago twice yesterday, that flight back for the Cubs and Bulls must have sucked!

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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    “Still, Spurrier can take a measure of pride in the fact that he helped create the monster that ultimately forced him to euthanize the Fun ‘n’ Gun. Tommy Tuberville took over at Auburn in 1999. In those first two seasons, Auburn played Florida three times, twice in the regular season and once in the SEC Championship Game. Spurrier beat Tuberville three times by a combined score of 98-27. Tuberville was in the early stages of bringing the principles he had learned at Miami to an SEC power. ”

    Argh! We helped improve the SEC!

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    Nashvillecane

    April 20, 2012

    Canes Outsider
    April 20, 2012 at 8:52 AM
    “Still, Spurrier can take a measure of pride in the fact that he helped create the monster that ultimately forced him to euthanize the Fun ‘n’ Gun. Tommy Tuberville took over at Auburn in 1999. In those first two seasons, Auburn played Florida three times, twice in the regular season and once in the SEC Championship Game. Spurrier beat Tuberville three times by a combined score of 98-27. Tuberville was in the early stages of bringing the principles he had learned at Miami to an SEC power. ”

    Argh! We helped improve the SEC!

    ^^^^^^

    Tubbs was like 2-0 vs cryer meyer…

    Bout .500 vs saban when he was at lsu and bama?? (that’s thinkin off tha dome)

    Overall Tubbs got more out less than any coach in the sec IMO

    Never had “star studded classes” BUT HELD HIS OWN in a cut throat league..

    Btw u wanted him over young goldie but………. Toyota man thought different

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    Nashvillecane

    April 20, 2012

    ^^^^^^^

    Btw I wanted…..

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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    u figured. I mean “I figured”. 🙂

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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    Speaking of exes, I decided to look up an old flame on Facebook. My GOD some women age horribly.

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    She was so cute when we were seven, too!

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    Calvin

    April 20, 2012

    Nashvillecane

    April 20, 2012 at 9:35 AM

    Btw u wanted him over young goldie but………. Toyota man thought different
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    lol, “toyota man” this wouldn’t happen to be locutt, could it be!

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    Bennie

    April 20, 2012

    You like your women like you like your whiskey, CO??

    12 years old and mixed up with coke?

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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    No, no, no. I was seven when she was seven. I might have a dirty mind, but not prepubescent. Boobs are mandatory, and a college degree from the U is highly recommended.

    And I never liked Whiskey, tastes like liquid rubber bands.

    Vodka, Gin, Rye, and Buttershots, that’s where I get my high.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012

    Ug is this freaking week over yet?!

    I just want to go home and snuggle with the puppy and watch a movie.

    Although if there was another ‘Canes game tomorrow, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to cook until 1am like I did last week.

    Spring game = TEASE

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    CK

    April 20, 2012

    JSQ
    April 20, 2012 at 11:17 AM
    Ug is this freaking week over yet?!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    This!

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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    There is a game tomorrow, in Tallahassee.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012

    CO, my sorority sister and I have a busy day tomorrow at the hair salon, nail salon, and Boca Town Center Mall. No Trailertown for me.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012

    We are also going to Home Depot if we have time.

    No Old School spoof [well not entirely], I have people repainting my bedroom next week and I need to pick out the paint.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012
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    CanesCanesCanes

    April 20, 2012
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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    HEAR HEAR!!!

    And maybe now Spoelstra will remember he has Jones on the bench when he needs some threes and some defense.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012
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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012
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    KLCaneFan

    April 20, 2012

    CCC Joakim’s granny bun annoys the crap out of me.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012

    So I guess I’m having a party for the draft.

    I was talking about it last month, but I have been informed/instructed today that it is official.

    Any angst-filled titles for football-friendly party recipes are welcome.

    So far Andy is making wings and I am making pulled pork sliders, so by all means, come up with something creative for those dishes about how some ‘Canes should not have left for the NFL early.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012

    Mike will probably make potato skins because he could eat those for breakfast lunch and dinner, so go ahead and give those a salty pi$$ed off ‘Canes fan name too.

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    CanesCanesCanes

    April 20, 2012

    Not only that, KL, he just pisses me off on general principles.

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    PlayaCane aka Rashad

    April 20, 2012

    Mock draft from foxsports.com, has 3 Canes going in the 3rd round.

    68. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Lamar Miller, RB, Miami
    74. Kansas City Chiefs: Brandon Washington, OG, Miami
    91. Baltimore Ravens: Sean Spence, LB, Miami

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    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012

    Shocking, the Dolphins don’t choose any canes, again.

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    Calvin

    April 20, 2012
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    Calvin

    April 20, 2012

    Canes Outsider

    April 20, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    HEAR HEAR!!!

    And maybe now Spoelstra will remember he has Jones on the bench when he needs some threes and some defense.
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    For real, spo do need to stop playing with that james jones like that and put em in the game. That man don’t have the legs to be an all world defender, offense is what he do, but sense he gone get physical like that and drag the defense out to the 3 point line, he needs to be in the game, hell, last year spo should’ve put in the palyoffs back than, hopefully it’s not no silly shat going on, on why he doesnt’ get more run!

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    Calvin

    April 20, 2012

    I could definitely see spence going to the ravens and that would a perfect spot for em to, ozzie smith knows talent and they continue to make sure they focus on the defensive side of the ball, if that man goes to the ravens, like randy shannon before him, he’ll probably be starting his 1st year.

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    Calvin

    April 20, 2012

    Out of all the guys who left early, to most at risk player was miller so i can see him leaving and although most think not, forston too.They hedging their bets on being able to get better medical treatment in the pro’s and most of them are looking at the fact that if a guy like antonio dixion can make it, they can too, they just don’t realize though 2 play dix had real talent as well.

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    JSQ author

    April 20, 2012

    New blog

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