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‘Canes in the 2012 NFL Draft: Part 1

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~ The following article was contributed by beloved Eye of the Hurricane blogger, DZ8 ~

And this year the First Round Streak for the Miami Hurricanes… will not begin.  There is a slight chance that Lamar Miller will get taken at on Thursday but I think it more likely that he’ll be a draft pick come Friday evening.  Brandon Washington should join him in the 2nd round but the Hurricanes will really dominate Round Four.  That’s right, they’ll dominate the 4th round.  The state of Miami football is purging itself of the last vestiges of the Randy Shannon Era.  Talented players who didn’t commit to doing things that would help them and their team be successful.  The true fruits of Golden’s labor will only be seen a couple of years down the road when relating to the draft.  The cupboard looks bare for a 1st round streak starting next year but you never know; that’s why they play the games.

Lamar Miller, RB - Good size and great speed will make Lamar a wealthy young man.  Unfortunately he plays at a position that isn’t very desired during the NFL Draft.  Running backs by committee and the success of late round picks (Arian Foster was just the latest non-drafted running back to make good) has diluted the need for teams to draft this position early.  Having said that, Lamar is a special player and the position is still a very important part of the game.  The physical attributes are there as well as the potential to be a factor in the passing game.  Occasionally his running style lacks instincts as he seems to try and hit a home run every time instead of letting the play develop.  Also the shoulder injury issues could ‘red flag’ him to some teams and push him into the 2nd round. St. Louis has two picks at the top of the 2nd round and could take Miller there as insurance for an aging Steve Jackson and his possible replacement.  Cincinnati could also be a possible home if he makes it to their pick at 53.

Brandon Washington, G -  A talented linemen who can play several spots up front, Washington would fit in very well for a team looking for immediate help at guard.  He has good size and athleticism but will benefit from getting into an NFL workout routine.  Apparently our previous regime took the adage, “keep ‘em hungry!” literally and didn’t have a meal/nutrition plan set up.  A host of teams could use help on their line and the potential homes for Brandon could be anywhere from Carolina at the beginning of Round 2 to Detroit late.  The Jets, Patriots, San Diego and Cincinnati would be other viable spots in between.

Sean Spence, LB - A fan favorite with his aggressive hitting and obvious passion for his team and this game Spence would fill a need for a classic Tampa Two, 4-3 team.  ‘Sleepy’ has great instincts and passion, a la Jon Vilma, but doesn’t have the requisite size to make him a 1st round pick.  His lack of strength in work outs was disappointing but he’ll be drafted by a team that’ll be able to shield him from offensive linemen.  St. Louis and Carolina at the beginning of round four could be homes for Spence as could Detroit late in that round.  Six might get lucky and get to see him with the Bucs as well.  You might not want to hear it but don’t be shocked if Spence suffers a fate similar to former LSU linebacker Ali Highsmith who just slid down off teams draft boards because of a lack of size and speed.  Spence is a better athlete and I don’t think that will happen but it is a comparison that comes to my mind.  I remember when he sacked Tim Tebow as a freshmen and I said, out loud, scaring my dog, “Tebow meet Sean Spence!”  Or the pick six against FSU, the dog went running on that one! Still brings a smile to my face.

Stay tuned for Part 2 of DZ8′s analysis of where the ‘Canes will land in the 2012 NFL Draft coming Wednesday! GO ‘CANES!

  1. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    Winner winner chicken dinner

  2. Nice first, Philly!

    Orange or green?

  3. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    Green please! thank you.. surprised you didnt comment on that gaytors article i posted thought ud jump all over that one

  4. Green it is, Philly!

    I saw that. Not really sure what to say that I haven’t said before. I guess they have no interest in catching up to UM in academic rankings. Just makes it easier for us UM alumni to trash them, I guess, but wow . . . they might get to F$U status soon with that kind of attitude!

    And I know you all could care less about what UM is ranked academically as long as they win on the field, but I do because that’s what helps me get PAID, and if I don’t get PAID, you have no free cupcakes and jello shots at tailgates so you know what? Y’all should f@cking care too. The end.

  5. Either Google Analytics is broken or 300+ people have read DZ8′s article in the past hour.

    Good work, my friend.

    [backs up truck full of jello shots for DZ8]

  6. Morris and his Canes have steadily regressed as UiF has progressed since Sulley took over up there

    What exactly can they do to shake things up

    Time to move on. Bringing back Gino is basically a last ditch effort to show that he’s trying to make a change to possibly buy him some more time with fans

    F*ck that noise. I’m sick and tired of it. Thanks for what you’ve done, time to go b/c you’re sure the hell are not making what you’ve got any better

  7. Canes Outsider
    April 23, 2012 at 2:38 PM
    Calvin says:
    April 23, 2012 at 2:26 PM
    Canes Outsider

    April 23, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    But whether it was raining or not, and now, he’ll have to live with the threat of getting killed between now and his trial and if he gets off, he’ll have to move out of the country.

    ———
    He can move in with Casey Anthony, and I hear OJ’s got a room open….
    /////////////////////////////

    Here comes all the support from the hidden hands:
    zimmerman=Surname Origin: German, Jewish

    —————
    I thought he was hispanic?
    <<<<<<<<<<

    german jew camouflaged as an hispanic

    . . . easier to pick off those with hoodies and leave more wealth for the rich ones

  8. six – i know nothing about our baseball program . . . but i know morris was here a long time

    . . . is he close to retirement age?

    . . . do you realistically see a scenario where he would be let go by the school?

  9. Wow, the pro se opposing counsel in my E.D.N.Y. case is trying to get me sanctioned and fired for asking for an extension of time to respond to a complaint when my grandma was in the hospital.

    I should no longer be surpised by the slime in this profession, yet with stuff like this . . . I still am.

    Plaintiffs attorneys are evil.

  10. Love my boss’ response:

    What? No cc’ing of Barack Obama?

    Lol.

    Like the named parters of a huge law firm even KNOW who a 6th year associate is.

    Well now they do. No longer the nameless face who bills 2600 hours a year.

    F@cking moron.

  11. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Spence to the Dolphins?

    Please? He could be a Zach Thomas type, undersized but ubertalented.

  12. Canes Outsider

    April 23, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    Calvin says:
    April 23, 2012 at 2:26 PM
    Canes Outsider

    April 23, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    But whether it was raining or not, and now, he’ll have to live with the threat of getting killed between now and his trial and if he gets off, he’ll have to move out of the country.

    ———
    He can move in with Casey Anthony, and I hear OJ’s got a room open….
    /////////////////////////////

    Here comes all the support from the hidden hands:
    zimmerman=Surname Origin: German, Jewish

    —————
    I thought he was hispanic?
    ////////////////////////////////////

    He’s not the type hispanic they trying to make him out to be, he’s more like the cuban cops in Miami, the ones you have to swing on, them mofo’s terrible.

  13. Canes Outsider

    April 23, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    Spence to the Dolphins?

    Please? He could be a Zach Thomas type, undersized but ubertalented.
    ////////////////////////////////

    spence and j12 are a package deal, along with either streeter or travis, we need a home run hitter on that outside and both of those guys have proven they are home-run hitters, more so travis at this stage than streeter!

  14. I like my phins nice and mediocre. No room for set backs.

    Ill pass on the pussy posse.

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  15. LOLOLOL

    #somuchwin.

  16. I think it’s sweet that the NFL gives draft picks to a glorified flag football team who signs dudes that haven’t played since high school.

    http://www.nesn.com/2012/04/dolphins-new-tight-end-les-brown-hasnt-played-football-since-high-school-but-features-crazy-talent-v.html

  17. Canes the Fish should consider:

    Streeter, Vernon, Benjamin, Miller (if he slides a lot) and Jacory cause Canez1 reaction would be classic.

    Of course none are guys to be considered at 8 or 2nd round for them. Just don’t really fit their needs. But at the right price the guys above could work out.

  18. lol, hell, while they giving out contracts to guys off the street, they need to sign ron artest, i just saw that hit, lol. Old skool!

  19. I like how a lot of the Canes fit better for my Patriots – a big part of that is us having coaches who are good at putting guys in positions to take advantage of what they do well.

  20. B-ball to football convert talk…dequan Jones should give WR a try. The Cali PF/SF back up needs to give DE or TE a try.

  21. You right cause haith jacked up alot of players careers, so dq should just go the football route, at 6’8, and the way he can jump, not only a redzone threat, but a redzone machine all day. He might as well jimmy graham the damyum thing and either play for the football team next year or put his name in the nfl draft this year. He’d skip over alot of these guys coming out now. Although he’ll never get that much leverage off the line at 6’8.

  22. Did everyone else in the HC just get an autographed picture of Golden in the mail?

  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xONvVz0pCP8

    Esteban.

    Somebody hacked your Twitter fam.

  24. Wait till Wednesday Esteban and you’ll see I agree with you on the Canes that fit with the Pats.

    The new offense Miami should be running I could see either TBen or Streeter in there, Lamar is a talent for any offense but I’m not sure what type of blocking scheme we’ll run and think he’d fit perfect for a zone blocking team. Vernon would fit in nice in our supposed hybrid 4-3. And Washington could fill a whole on the O line.

  25. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    Canes Outsider
    April 23, 2012 at 4:50 PM
    Spence to the Dolphins?

    Please? He could be a Zach Thomas type, undersized but ubertalented.

    >>>>>>>>

    A few years ago Zach Thomas and I were headed to the same flight (can’t remember MIA 0r FLL). We were on the same elevator on the way to the terminal, and I’m not kidding I couldn’t believe how small he seemed to me. Really nice guy, and he played big, but to this day at 170 I felt bigger than him at his supposed weight of ~ 225. But honestly, he didn’t look over 205 to me.

    Not slamming the guy – he was very humble, a gentleman, and one hell of a football player. Just didn’t look big in person, not that that’s a fault.

  26. Bg, yea I deactivated the account when I noticed that weight loss tweet.

  27. six lite regarding the state of um baseball (decent article):

    http://blog.allcanes.com/florida-state-sweeps-miami

  28. service to go with their academic standing (like jsq, i like this kind of stuff . . . but of course they need to win at the same time, to get the full point):

    CORAL GABLES, Fla. – The University of Miami football team has announced that it has surpassed its goal of 500 hours of community service over the spring semester. Entitled “Rushing into the Community,” the program strives to make each member of the football team recognize the value of community service and embody the characteristics of one that gives back, by empowering them to go into their community and give back. The players will also look to earn more community service hours than rushing yards in the 2012 season.

    The Canes worked extensively with three organizations for the community service drive–Empowered Youth, The Miami Rescue Mission and The Ronald McDonald House.

    With one week remaining, the Canes have served in the community 517 hours over 10 weeks. The players divided up into teams by their UTough workout group to add some competition to the service events. The entire team has participated in “Rushing into the Community” with offensive lineman Malcolm Bunche accruing the most points with 45. Quarterback Stephen Morris has participated every week this spring and has 40 points.

    During their spring break, 19 members of Miami’s football team took time out to give back to the Miami area, taking part in events at the Miami Rescue Mission and at the Ronald McDonald House.

    At the Miami Rescue Mission, a group of eight players including Anthony Chickillo, Akil Craig, Chris Dunckel, Maurice Hagens, Alex Irastorza, Davon Johnson, Shane McDermott and Morris served food to those at the mission. Chickillo was seen giving out extra popsicles, while Morris was very focused on serving the meals. Hagens could be heard singing while handing out food, and Craig and Irastorza made a formidable team, developing a very efficient system of serving drinks.

    At the Ronald McDonald House, a group of 12 players including Erik Akre, Junior Alexis, Bunche, Preston Dewey, Garrett Kidd, Matt Goudis, Larry Hope, Sean McNally, Morris, Vaughn Telemaque, Jared Wheeler and Ryan Williams took part in a ice cream social with the families staying there. The players served ice cream and then sat with the families, brightening their days in the process.

    The UFootball blog will run photos from various service events throughout the spring all week. Visit the site to see your Canes giving back to the community.

    Information on the three organizations that the Canes have worked with this semester.
    Empowered Youth is an organization whose mission is to break the cycle of teens who are or have been in the Juvenile Detention Center by empowering them to create a lasting transformation and a positive life for both themselves and their communities. Members of the football team will provide mentoring there on Mondays and Wednesdays.

    The Miami Rescue Mission works to transform the lives of homeless men, women, and children through comprehensive residential programs to effect lasting change and empower them to be productive members in society. Some of the canes will serve food to the residents there every other Friday.

    The Ronald McDonald House holds programs that directly improve the health and well-being of children in South Florida. During the first Tuesday of every month, members of the football team will come to raise the children’s spirits.

    http://hurricanesports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/042312aac.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

  29. hey jsq – if you’re looking for some new recipes for tailgate baking . . .

    A Brazilian Man and Two Women Are Accused of Murder and Cannibalism
    Apr 18, 2012 10:54 PM EDT
    A handwritten book by the man details ritual sacrifices, and one of the women told police that what wasn’t consumed by the three was sold in meat pies to the neighbors.

    . . .

    Later, in custody, Isabel Cristina told police inspector Wesley Fernandes she had baked pastries stuffed with bits of the victims’ flesh and peddled them to the unknowing proprietors of local bars and eateries. 


    . . .

    The mood in Garanhuns has calmed some since the grieving families buried their loved ones’ remains last Saturday. But local media report that sales of pastries have plunged. 




    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/18/a-brazilian-man-and-two-women-are-accused-of-murder-and-cannibalism.html

  30. Here comes all the support from the hidden hands:
    zimmerman=Surname Origin: German, Jewish

    —————
    I thought he was hispanic?
    <<<<<<<<<<

    german jew camouflaged as an hispanic

    . . . easier to pick off those with hoodies and leave more wealth for the rich ones
    —————————————————————————————————

    There are entire orders of closet Jews.
    This guy's father is Peruvian His spelling is the Jewish way and There are known secret Jews posing as catholics from these nations. There are entire secret books kept on the members

    This happened a year ago was swept under the rug, just like Travon Martin

    http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2011/01/21/brother-charged-in-neighborhood-watch-attack/

    http://www.thegrio.com/news/in-baltimore-black-and-jewish-leaders-meet-after-assault.php

    Again the SAME SET OF JEWS BROTHERS assault a black kid. The Press never mentions they had done this before and claimed self defense. One of the guys is a Former Israeli Speacial forces guy, that unit has been cited for crimes against humanity numerous times. They are well known for their ruthlessness and indiscriminate killing and ignoring of international law.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/maryland-brothers-accused-beating-black-teenager-neighborhood-watch-patrol-trial-trayvon-martin-case-article-1.1065727

    There are many sects of secret Jews in the latin community just one example

    http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/archives/64116/

    http://www.amazon.com/Remnants-Crypto-Jews-Among-Hispanic-Americans/dp/0915745569

    Jews often "converted" outwardly in Spain during the inquistion and secretly practiced Judism in their homes. There are entire secret societies that have log books dating back centuries tracking the secret Jewish roots of people like our Supreme Court Justice.

  31. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    autumn, solid allcanes article. Especially this chunk:

    “Routine errors, mental mistakes and unclutch play shouldn’t be the case at this level. Dropped balls in foul territory prior to a pair of base hits that resulted in runs? That was the case on Friday night. On Saturday, an errant throw on a double-play attempt, a poor relay throw (following a single to the outfield) and a balk, were three second-inning flubs that allowed the Noles to put four on the board.”

    Four error games are rare at the high school level (for good high schools at least), and to see this bane continue over multiple years is disheartening.

    In the comments, the Admin wonders if this is Morris’ retirement year, followed by DiMare taking over. I could live with that.

    Part that bugs me is that we give full scholarships for football and basketball, but spread out partials for baseball. They work just as hard, bring in money to the school, but when you offer to kids that are given an MLB contract that same year, to tell them they have to PAY for playing baseball, or get PAID for playing baseball, we are putting ourselves in a tough spot. Perhaps some more scholarship money can be sent the way of the baseball team….

  32. hassan – you’ve been bringing some interesting stuff here

    . . . and this amazon book about “crypto-jews” is certainly eye-opening

    . . . but i don’t get the connection between a few overly-testosteroned jews and some sort of “racial” (are the jews a race or a culture or just a religious group?) plot to . . . what?

    you & calvin do lots of winking & nodding, but i don’t understand what the big plot is about

    . . . connect . . some …. dots . . . . for . . . . me . . . please .
    . . …. .

  33. CO – i think i agree with you, without doing too much thinking about it

    . . . i admit, that baseball bores me . . . if the canes or marlins begin to win, i’ll jump on their bandwagon for awhile

    . . . lose, and it’s sayonara . . . or at least more distancing, less interest

  34. Baseball = By far the most attractive of the sports uniforms. Why don’t you bend over to scoop up that ground ball? Good boy.

    Baseball = An excuse to get decked out in orange and green and head to campus to cheer on the ‘Canes.

    Baseball = Where you can drink a beer during the day with no judgment (paraphrasing a Sex and the City quote there).

    Baseball = A way to brush up on your tailgating skills during the dreary summer months when you are so close, yet so far away, from football season.

    Otherwise:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKn00u36ogs

  35. autumn says:
    April 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM
    Hassan – you’ve been bringing some interesting stuff here
    —————————————————————————————————

    Well I have been around the world and been pretty high up the food chain in these sort of things. There is not a grand plot of neighborhood watch groups to assault Black people, however there is a culture of teaching these people are sub human.

    There are mountains of quotes and scripture of Jews supporting racist views. The current state of Israel treats the own black citizens like 2nd class humans. Furthore they supported aparthid South Africa.

    http://972mag.com/in-fighting-racism-ethiopian-jews-find-inspiration-in-mlk-malcolm-x/33373/

    http://mondoweiss.net/2010/05/excerpt-from-the-unspoken-alliance-israels-secret-relationship-with-apartheid-south-africa.html

    http://www.youdebate.com/cgi-bin/scarecrow/topic.cgi?forum=17&topic=595

    I would have to school you on thousands of years of history but in this case it is more of an act of culture and in the case of the Former IDF soldier training. The IDF actually trains their soldiers to be racist and indiscriminate, this has been cited by the UN multiple times and scholarly papers written about it. Of course this is never picked up in the MSM just as the two examples gave you of the guys in Baltimore having beat up a black kid. They did it TWICE and no one in the media is citing this.

  36. Can we cool it on this talk?

    Talk about the draft or something.

    This is not the place for this talk.

    Thanks!

  37. I think Andrew Luck will go 1st to the Colts followed by RG3 to the Redskins… going out on a limb, I know.

  38. ‘Turds getting RIPPED!

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/04/22/university-of-florida-eliminates-computer-science-department-increases-athletic-budgets-hmm/

    Also today I’m 39 and I’m very happy to say that. So many of the people I grew up with are gone to the next life or many are even incarcerated. I’m a survivor and I’m thankful for it. I know I’ve been absent the last few days but I’m getting info on this spring eval period. I’m hearing great things about the Heurman kid. We have a great shot at him and he’ll decide any day know. That would give us a HELLAFIED TE Class with he and Dobard.

  39. It was jews who put out the lie that so called blacks are the cursed seed of Ham, the mormons picked that up and ran with it to until they realized what’s the purpose of not letting blacks in, it means more money. That doctrine that Hassan speaks about is rooted at the core of jewish beliefs and their value systems which is why you see what you’re seeing with the Palestinian’s and the injustices their. They’re trying now to mane Iran look like they said something they didn’t say. Their just mad that Iran said that they’ll never recognize the state that are calling themselves jews because like south Africa, it is an apartheid state, which of course like yester-year, the United snakes supported and supports the bullshat sides/oppressors. Thus now the war-hores are beating the drums of war against Iran now all in the name of what, when time and time again almost every person in position of authority keeps saying the same thing “they don’t believe a decision has been made by Iran to pursue a nuclear bomb”. So now what netanyahoo and them are trying to do, they know if they attack Iran, Iran is going to blast the hell out of them and this of course will drag the u.s. into it, than russia will back Iran as well as china and than it’s going to be an all out war or as it’s called wwIII.

    All of this because of the deep rooted hate belief system by this illegitmate state who controls many congressman in this country. It’s like someone comes into your backyard and takes it over, mistreats you and than says you need to recognize me as a legitmate part of your backyard, doesn’t make sense now, never made sense than and never will. They just gone debo the situation. Iran won’t bow down and they’re just itching to get attacked and unfortunately you got to many fools/money hungry people in power who want to try and prove a point!

  40. Happy birthday bg1906!

    Keep us posted on the young studs!

  41. It’s better to keep silent and let everyone ‘think’ you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and ‘prove’ it.

  42. Happy birthday, bg!!!! We <3 you!

  43. It always better to expose evil so that the good in most will override the hate in many. But haters will always try and defend the wicked because they themselves are one in the same inwardly!

  44. BG/recruitng junkies give me your opinion on Lance Virgile the LB out os STA, do you think he is UM material? I think last years tape he is def a DIV 1 prospect but he is one of those kids that has a high ceiling and is devoloping late. I think he could be a later offer for us or a back up offer. He is big 6’2.5 and 218 Is still growing and long. He is getting stronger and really just learning what it takes to work hard and get better. He has a bright future.

  45. avatar
    east st louis cane says:

    Happy Birthday BG you rocks my dude and i heard we have a couple silent commits what do u know about that.

  46. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Happy 39th bg.

    It’s all over when you hit 40, according to my dad, so really go all out to enjoy this year.

  47. Sigh.

    I’m having one of those “I’d rather be a homeless Key West street performer who begs for gluten-free scraps from a$$hole tourists after the Mallory Square sunset performance than deal with one more f@cking a$$hole attorney” type of days.

    Please don’t test my patience.

  48. Ahh, That’s right BG. You share the same day as my son.

    Have a great day! I know he will.

    He has asked me to pick up Hungry Howies for his birthday dinner.

  49. Hassan.

    Virgil is a solid looking prospect. Nothing special, but he has potential. I think he’s a DI kid, but a UM level kid I don’t know. He’s the kind of guy that if we had the room in this class you may could gamble on, but with the tight numbers he’d be a late offer in the vein of a Jawand Blue. He has some things you can definitely like. He has a good first step, but I’d want to review his senior tape to truly evaluate him.

    East St. Louis.

    I’ve only heard about 1-2 silent commits. I don’t want to say anything because as you know silents are silent for a reason and we could be wrong as this all comes from the “underground” if you know what I mean. They are both considered STUDS and among the top players at their respective positions in this class. If true and when they go public (no matter who they select) I’ll make mention that these 2 prospects were thought to be silent commits.

  50. Thanks everyone for the birthday love and by the way I’m down a total of 85 lbs as of today, so that means an additional 44 lbs since 3/27.

  51. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    44 pounds in one month, very cool!

    My wife did something like that, but she had a huge kid in the process…

  52. East Boogie!!
    I heard of One Silent for sure.

  53. This goes out to bg, 85 lbs, got damyum, that shat works fast:

    http://youtu.be/FchMuPQOBwA

  54. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    JSQ says:
    April 24, 2012 at 11:39 AM
    Sigh.

    I’m having one of those “I’d rather be a homeless Key West street performer who begs for gluten-free scraps from a$$hole tourists after the Mallory Square sunset performance than deal with one more f@cking a$$hole attorney” type of days.

    ——————
    JSQ = Juggling Swords Queen?

    http://comerecommended.com/files/2011/03/mallory-square.jpg

    I would give a dollar to see that!

  55. Lol

  56. BG Happy Bday cousin.

    And congrats on the weight loss.

    Keep up the good work.

    Not so sure about Huerman… I just don’t see it.

    Now Olsen on the other hand… 99.9% Cane.

    I would be shocked if he does not end up here.

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  57. bg becareful losing all the weight though, goldie and crew will change your position and than holler out, “we don’t have the depth at that position how we’d like it”!

  58. Dead Fisch is on him but I just don’t see it or hear it.

    Hope I am wrong.

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  59. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Hassan says:
    April 24, 2012 at 11:55 AM
    East Boogie!!
    I heard of One Silent for sure.

    ———-

    I have never heard a silent one, but I have smelled them in the elevator… :(

  60. No worries.

    Dent and co. will develop him right and turn him into a draft pick and an NFL superstar.

    That’s what he does.

    As long as he has the right assistants with him…

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  61. Este LMAO if the Phins even consider drafting that bytch…

    http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-getting-angry.gif

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  62. avatar
    east st louis cane says:

    Thanks bg and hassan and co that was funny as hell

  63. Please abide by this blog’s only rule:

    Don’t be a douchebag.

    The end.

  64. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Not sure what I did wrong.

  65. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    After cutting their math and computers, here is a Gator Joke to hopefully lighten the mood.

    “How many Gator alumni does it take to change a lightbulb?”

    “I dunno, but if it is more than ten, they are gonna have to take their shoes off to keep count!”

  66. There, there, get it all out Calvin.

    You are so mistreated.

    Imagine, a world where there are consequences for insulting other people. You are truly oppressed.

    Act right.

  67. CO, just think of me as Mama Bear.

    If I so much as THINK you are considering even looking at one of my cubs wrong, I’m going to claw your damn eyes out.

    Or at least delete your comment.

    Bg is one of my cubs.

    Please think before you post: “Would this hurt the feelings of a member of my []_[] Fam?”

  68. Again, what are the blog rules?

  69. Calvin, just one rule and it is very simple: don’t be mean to your fellow bloggers. You might have learned this one in kindergarten as “treat others the way you want to be treated.”

  70. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Your blog, your choice. No intent to injure here. It was meant in the same vein as JSQ = Juggling Swords Queen.

    Sorry if I insulted you, bg.

  71. Have fun in the corner, Calvin.

    If you want to play nice and have something to contribute to the blog outside of your whining, those comments will be posted.

    If not, have a nice day and GO ‘CANES!

  72. We’re good, CO.

  73. Calvin, tell DJ Khaled you have a new remix to his song:

    “All I Do is Whine”

  74. Outsider.

    No harm no foul. I’m not easily offended. Especially when it comes to size. It helped me to go to school for free even if only for a year! LOL. But on a real note, I went through something a lot of former offensive and defensive lineman go through after their playing days and that is you gain a tremendous amount of weight. We are already by nature large people and then when you take away the training and add real careers, in my case I’m a web developer (sedentary jobs with long hours) and you gain weight. So following the lead of other former OL like Nate Netwon, I took control of my own situation and did something about it. Nate Newton, former Cowboys All-Pro Offensive Lineman, is now 212 lbs. No one would’ve EVER believed that! Hell Deion Sanders didn’t: http://www.mylapbanddallas.com/life-after-surgery/nate-newtons-weight-loss-journey/

    So I don’t have any regrets about my decision and its working so I’m happy and healthier for it.

    Cal.

    Yeah it does go fast homie!

    JSQ.

    You know how we do. Nothing but love Ma!

  75. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    Happy bday bg and congrats on the success and speed of your weight loss and recovery keep it up

  76. Looks like another one of bill parcells wtf picks just got waived in phillip merling!

  77. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    bg1906 says:
    April 24, 2012 at 2:02 PM
    Outsider.

    No harm no foul. I’m not easily offended. Especially when it comes to size.
    ———–
    Glad to hear it. And it wasn’t a comment about your size in a negative, it was an athlete after all….

    It helped me to go to school for free even if only for a year! LOL. But on a real note, I went through something a lot of former offensive and defensive lineman go through after their playing days and that is you gain a tremendous amount of weight.
    ————
    Tell me about it! (meaning I follow) I still have the hunger and eating space for a younger runner, but now I sit in front of a computer screen in a cubicle, the walks after work with my wife being my most steady exercise. I could drink a gallon of milk, even more if you added chocolate, and now I am on soy milk to watch chloresteral.

    We are already by nature large people and then when you take away the training and add real careers, in my case I’m a web developer (sedentary jobs with long hours) and you gain weight.
    —-
    I am the smallest in my family, but not by much. BTW, I read that folks like us have a bigger chance at colon cancer, and that it is good to get up and walk around every now and then. I might even take up smoking so I have an excuse to get up and go outside.

    So following the lead of other former OL like Nate Netwon, I took control of my own situation and did something about it. Nate Newton, former Cowboys All-Pro Offensive Lineman, is now 212 lbs. No one would’ve EVER believed that! Hell Deion Sanders didn’t: http://www.mylapbanddallas.com/life-after-surgery/nate-newtons-weight-loss-journey/
    ———
    I had followed the surgery discussion and the gift from EOTH to you, and was impressed that you had it done. We’ve never met, but any time a doctor gets near me, I curl into the fetal position, so elective surgery is very brave to me.

    As for Nate, lucky him. Rich, famous, rings, and healthy. I have healthy and that’s it, unless you count my commemorative 1997 Marlins World Series ring.

    So I don’t have any regrets about my decision and its working so I’m happy and healthier for it.
    ————-
    Was it expensive? That would be something my sister could consider if it was covered by insurance….

    Go Canes!

  78. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    autumn
    April 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM
    hassan – you’ve been bringing some interesting stuff here

    . . . and this amazon book about “crypto-jews” is certainly eye-opening

    . . . but i don’t get the connection between a few overly-testosteroned jews and some sort of “racial” (are the jews a race or a culture or just a religious group?) plot to . . . what?

    you & calvin do lots of winking & nodding, but i don’t understand what the big plot is about

    . . . connect . . some …. dots . . . . for . . . . me . . . please .
    . . …. .

    >>>>>>

    Really Autumn? You need dots connected for you?

    I don’t think so. You’re an educated guy. Or at least I thought you were. You know EXACTLY what’s going on here. Yet you still try to stir it up. If you have something to say about this, take a stand, denounce it, agree with it or just don’t say anything. But don’t fan the flames, Iago.

    Hate to jump on you because I enjoy 99% of your posts, but living in Austria, of all places, you should know better.

  79. avatar
    shwarma5 says:

    Bg – Congrats man.

  80. autumn
    April 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM
    hassan – you’ve been bringing some interesting stuff here
    —————————————————————————————————

    Out of respect to JSQ’s blog which is meant to be a Canes sports blog with a smidge of of aspect of life sprinkled in I will stop the discussion we was having. If you truly want to learn more and need information or me to draw a picture I can do that you will have to email me though. I like to shine a lil light on the darkness when i can.
    —————————————————————————————————-
    Hardin told the jurors that prosecutors will not be able to corroborate McNamee’s claims. He said that the government has interviewed 187 people, and used 103 federal law enforcement officers — “over whether a baseball player used steroids

    Guys My take on this is how perverted “Justice” in this country is. 187 interviews and 103 federal law enforcement officers to see if Clemens lied about trying to throw a ball better? Really? Trillions of dollars have been siphoned off to European elites in the Mortgage backed securites fraud, Billions in dirty back room deals and every day the rigged casino called Walstreet corruption is everywhere and The S.E.C. is like 1 guy who plays golf with the same executives no interviews no federal officers, but god forbid Clemens wants to throw a ball faster. I liked “the other guys” where the SEC guy said he was playing golf etc with the guy he was about to be asked to investigate but he “swore” that would not interfere with his investigation lol At least in the movie he jumped from the building.

  81. Sprinkling in life:

    Opposing counsel just had an entire b!tchy conversation with me with her mouth full.

    Seriously? Are you THAT busy? I don’t think so. Swallow your damn food, take a sip of water, and talk to me like an adult.

    I wish they were sending her to the hearing to face off against me.

    She’s a croc, and an exceptionally rude one at that.

    I’d run wild on her like Devin Hester in ’03.

  82. “Forget it, it’s gonna be a touchdown!”

  83. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    JSQ says:
    April 24, 2012 at 3:15 PM
    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/24/controversial-site-offers-1m-for-proof-of-sex-with-jets-tim-tebow/

    —————

    Hmm, A million, eh?

    1. Does it have to be consensual?
    2. Giving or recieving? I mean, I have standards….
    3. If he jacks off, isn’t he able to collect on his own?

    Details, details….

  84. I’d run wild on her like Devin Hester in ’03
    —————————————————————————————————-
    lol

    Wow some attorneys, you wonder how did you get accepted and manage to low crawl through 3 years of law school?

  85. I’m starting to think about this draft, wouldn’t be a bad idea to draft that linebacker from boston college to go along with spence and than pick up travis or streeter if they’re still their.

  86. great blogging today . . . must be in honor of bg’s bday

    post of the day, though, would probably go to CO’s funny adolescent joke regarding the elevator

    yep, you’ll have to scroll up

  87. avatar
    Nashvillecane says:

    Bg happy bday homie…

    Hella good news on the weight loss…

    Keep grinding…

    You’ll be back to running those 110s b4 u know it

  88. Just draft the best players on the board and get them on your team an than sort it all out from their. The dolphins should trade down in the 1st round to give them a better chance of getting more value picks to get more players. It’s going to be real interesting to see where these receivers go in the draft, there are no premier wide-outs in this draft right now.

  89. avatar
    Nashvillecane says:

    LMBBO

    I see Cal and C1 still going Sapp/Shockey on each other!!?

    Y’all had me rolling a few pages back…

    Lol

    Hangin upside down on your face to long??

    Rofl

  90. Fixed…

    Calvin
    April 24, 2012 at 4:13 PM
    I’m starting to think about this draft, wouldn’t be a bad idea to draft that linebacker from boston college.

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  91. CanesCanesCanes
    April 24, 2012 at 2:30 PM
    autumn
    April 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM
    hassan – you’ve been bringing some interesting stuff here

    . . . and this amazon book about “crypto-jews” is certainly eye-opening

    . . . but i don’t get the connection between a few overly-testosteroned jews and some sort of “racial” (are the jews a race or a culture or just a religious group?) plot to . . . what?

    you & calvin do lots of winking & nodding, but i don’t understand what the big plot is about

    . . . connect . . some …. dots . . . . for . . . . me . . . please .
    . . …. .

    >>>>>>

    Really Autumn? You need dots connected for you?

    I don’t think so. You’re an educated guy. Or at least I thought you were. You know EXACTLY what’s going on here. Yet you still try to stir it up. If you have something to say about this, take a stand, denounce it, agree with it or just don’t say anything. But don’t fan the flames, Iago.

    Hate to jump on you because I enjoy 99% of your posts, but living in Austria, of all places, you should know better.
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    hmmm – i think you misunderstood me triple c
    . . . i wasn't trying to fan any flames out there; i was making the point, that there were no dots to connect between the two ideas (global conspiracy vs. a few
    über-aggressive wackos)

    as far as taking a stand, i've already stated my point – that fundamentalism gets people, and sometimes states, in trouble

    . . . one sees that particularly in the mideast but it's not confined there

    . . . and israel is wrestling with their fundamentalist demons, who insist on seeing themselves as "god's chosen people" and certain lands should be their's, because "god gave it to them" . . . and they're being supported in this by american fundamentalists

    and as i've said before, i grew up as the token "goyim" in coral gables . . . most of my friends were typical jewish liberals, who have gone on to social-worthy causes; well, jeff silver became a big hollywood producer ("300", " sin city", "training day"etc.)
    . . . but in my boy scout troop there were also several hard-core aggressive types, including a nut case who kept a gun in his car

    every type of group (nation, race, nationality, sexual-orientation, neighborhood, etc.) has good people & bad people and all the in-between variations

    even the group known as "fundamentalists"

    lump people together and you just get hateful & paranoid

    jmo

  92. Calvin
    April 24, 2012 at 4:25 PM
    Just draft the best players on the board and get them on your team an than sort it all out from their. The dolphins should trade down in the 1st round to give them a better chance of getting more value picks to get more players. It’s going to be real interesting to see where these receivers go in the draft, there are no premier wide-outs in this draft right now.
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<

    if they could, i'd agree

  93. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    bg – congrats & keep grinding

  94. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    Just saw your post, autumn.

    I’m not going to say i agree with what you have to say, but I will say that if we keep it to sports and anything else except politics I think things will be better. The random ish is funny too, minus the politics and religion.

    Not trying to tell anyone what to do, jmo, but for the purposes of this blog, I worship at the altar of Ibis, the temple of touchdowns, the cathedral of canes.

  95. ” but in my boy scout troop there were also several hard-core aggressive types, including a nut case who kept a gun in his car”

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/77/188997831_fef744f6b1.jpg

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  96. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    Almost lost bladder control

  97. Ditto, Cubed.

    If you want to talk about religion or politics, there are other blogs for that. An innocuous comment here and there? Fine. Insulting the relatives of other bloggers? No bueno.

    And if “anyone” wants to call me a b!tch some more, there are several of people who would love to discuss that topic with you . . . off the blog. ;-)

  98. triple c – agree

    canez1 – lol, as usual

    . . . though i didn’t understand the “CO-photos”

    CO isn’t even close to creepy; not even enough for an “lol photo”

    . . .’course, hurri called me “creepy” once . . . and i didn’t think i fit under that label either; so maybe i’m dense about that type of adjective

  99. (autumn, sitting in kumbaya meditation posture, winks at jsq)

  100. Outsider.

    My insurance paid for it. I just had to follow their guidelines to get approved (meet with nutritionist and be on their program for 6 months). Then I had to have a psych eval and some simple blood test and stuff like that. Hopefully I’ll be like others who’ve succeeded and be able to say it was the best decision I’ve ever made, so far so good!

  101. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    You’re going to do it, bg. No doubt in my mind.

  102. B!tch and whore?

    Nice. I have never been called those terms before. I guess I’ll go cry now.

    Lol.

    Stay classy, Calvin.

    Have fun in time out.

  103. good milian post:

    “Despite lackluster college careers, NFL teams see quality in Miami Hurricanes’ prospects”
    http://bleacherreport.com/tb/bgk2N?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=miami-hurricanes-football

  104. avatar
    Hollywood Cane says:

    As an EOTH noob, I’ll leave the politics to others. As a dolphin/canes fan I have to wonder if this is the year the fins catch on to what the rest of the league has known for years…DRAFT Hurricanes= win games.

  105. avatar
    shwarma5 says:

    Canez, seriously we got to get you a hobby as damn those pics are funny

  106. I’d LOL if with this batch of ‘Canes the Dolphins did decide to start drafting..

    Outside of maybe Brandon Washington and Sean Spence, they’d be doing exactly what the fan base has been wanting them to do for years and be drafting some of the softest Canes to come out of Coral Gables in a loooong long time.

  107. autumn – sorry taking so long in responding, been busy with Bucs draft stuff for my work and also contemplating to either going to Traffic Court and taking a risk on how much the judge will charge me in court costs .. or plead no contest and pay $235 to the Clerk of the Court right now and not have to go to my court date

    JSQ or anyone else .. advice? It’s for driving with a suspended lic, which I didn’t even know I was doing. The policeman was cool as hell when he pulled me over, asked me if I knew it was suspended, if I got a letter in the mail – I said nope and nope .. he said normally he’d have to impound my car and it would cost $500 just to get it out, but said he ran my record or whatever and since I had nothing on it – that he’d just write me a ticket to appear in Traffic Court and to go right then and there downtown and get the court date set, pay the $60 to have my lic re-instated and have a good day

    I’m just thinking of rolling the dice on paying court costs and I dunno if the judge will throw anything else in there

    autumn on Morris – he’s 62.

    Wayne Graham at Rice is 76.

    Rice had 3 of their pitchers drafted in the top 8 picks in the 2004 MLB draft .. one of them just threw a perfect game a couple of days ago (Phillip Humber). Graham is known for his eye for talent and developing that talent, esp. when that talent wasn’t immediately drafted out of high school and went to college – like the Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Jeff Niemann (1st Rounder 2004, 4th overall) and Wade Townsend (1st Rounder 2004, 8th overall)

    Graham took over a program in Rice that was a sh*t ton worse off than what Morris had at Miami. When I say a sh*t ton worse off than what Morris inherited – that’s being extremely generous. Graham has won only 1 less NChampionship than Morris and he’s been at Rice for 2 more years than Morris has at Miami

    When it gets to a point to where what you’re saying just isn’t getting through to the kids anymore, then it’s time to move on, esp. when the same mistakes are happening every .. single .. year

    I don’t believe that they’ll just sh*t can Morris – there would be some outrage among the insanely illogical Morris loving crowd (one of whom writes for AllCanes .. and it’s not by boy Chris who runs the site and who wrote that article you posted earlier, calling it “six light”)

    I’ve written plenty of entries to AllCanes that were very critical of Morris and Chris has basically agreed whole heartedly

    Maybe Gino could take over as interim coach if needed until they could bring in someone else .. but they need to do something soon .. Morris brining Gino in possibly as a last gasp effort to show that he’s “trying” – eh, I don’t like it at all. All that is, is putting whip cream on a steaming coiler of a turd

    The whip cream is a nice touch and can be very good on other things – but it’s still currently covering a steaming coiler

  108. By the way, I hope the Dolphins draft every single Miami Northwestern/Booker T. Washington Cane that left this year … except for Spence

    Good luck with that

    BWAHAHAHA

  109. I disagree, Six.

    I don’t want the Fins to get Streeter either!

    On the ticket, the litigator in me says you should fight it but I wouldn’t fight it without an attorney. You could get off just paying the attorney and no one else. But you are still rolling the dice. If you don’t want to get an attorney, I would just pay the ticket as long as it doesn’t affect your insurance. That’s where they really get you.

  110. avatar
    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:

    I kinda have a bad taste in my mouth, from all the Canes coming out in this years draft (outside of Miller and Spence). I hope the Fins steer clear of drafting them. 4 years was enough to deal with..lol

  111. avatar
    Hollywood Cane says:

    Meh, I wouldn’t mind the dolphins using a later round pick on Streeter or Benjamin. They’ll both be there in the 5th round. The only Canes worth drafting earlier are guys the fins don’t particularly need (Milller, Spence, B-Wash). BTW: I’ve heard Ray-Ray has grown fond of using the term “get money” when breaking the defensive huddle. Maybe he’ll make enough plays this year to do what he’s always wanted: dip out of gables and “go league”.

  112. Autumn just jokes my friend.

    Shwarm LOL I have sporadic time on my hands. Studying for national and state licensing tests the past two weeks.

    Drives me nuts.

    Took the national test Friday. Taking CT tomorrow, NY, FL and NJ next week.

    FM ghey ass L.

    I wouldn’t touch any of these queers in the draft.

    No slambuttsky.

    GO CANEZ!!!!!

  113. avatar
    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:

    I hope they prove me wrong, but I’ve given up on Ray Ray and VT7. when coaches say they need more consistency out of you (VT7), as a senior, then you just don’t have it. I’m looking forward to what the young guys can show.

  114. avatar
    Hollywood Cane says:

    Rashad, it really sucks because VT is a really good dude. I just don’t think he has what it takes. Ray Ray is…I just hope he makes plays this year.

  115. The only Ray Ray that should be on the team are Rayshawn Jenkins and Rashawn Scott. The other kid from Sanford hasn’t been near anywhere near his hype at all … what, one hit on DeMarco Murray while he was in the air leaping over another player is Ray Ray’s biggest splash play in his Cane career?

    Sure the hell wasn’t this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdded9pP3QY

    or a myriad of other plays

  116. JSQ – the policeman said he most likely wasn’t even going to show up for it

    I’m not really down with dropping $235 to the lady sitting behind the desk where I had to show proof of my vehicle registration to today

    I’m just thinking of going in front of the judge at Traffic Court, telling him/her that I really didn’t know my lic was suspended, and that I didn’t have the cash to pay the ticket that got my lic suspended (that’s what the policeman said to say, that I didn’t have the money for it) .. do the “yes sir” “yes ma’am” the entire time .. blah blah .. and roll the dice to see if the court cost will be less than the $235

  117. Go for it, Six! Good luck!

  118. Tracy Howard will don #3 while Duke Johnson will don #8. Duke true to his word!

  119. I wouldn’t be against Luke from BC being the pick for the Fish. Safe pick. Nothing sexy but probably would help them win more than others available. They really are in a tough spot tho as far as value and fit goes. This is definitely a trade down year if they can – just not too far.

  120. Still up…

    … Planning the recipes for the draft party.

    Making peanut butter truffles, homemade donut holes, BBQ pulled pork for sandwiches and tacos, caramelized onion pizza, Andy is making wings and Annette (she made the pizza rolls at the tailgate) is making something else.

    Trying to think of other recipes, but I’m hearing Andy’s advice echo in my head to not go “all New Year’s Eve 2010.”

    I had enough leftovers to feed an army.

    But it sure did make me feel better about the Sun Bowl, so maybe it will make me feel better about the draft.

    Esteban, this was my typically long-winded way of saying: start fasting now.

  121. Ug, bg that was my senior year. Such wonderful times…
    :-(
    :-(
    :-(

    Suddenly I have the urge to bake. For my fellow pi$$ed off ‘Canes fans who aren’t allergic to gluten.

  122. avatar
    Nashvillecane says:

    bg1906
    April 24, 2012 at 11:31 PM
    Boy do I miss these days!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAtv3_k1XpU

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Smh…

    Why y’all do y’all self like that???

    God forbid me and wifey ever split, I’ll NEVER look at the wedding vid or pix!!!

    That’s how I look at watching the best of canes times!!

    Can’t do it!!

  123. six – classic response; good info . . . thanks

  124. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAJA-bz1uo0

    a nice war chant in the morning!

  125. Six and other Baseball fans, I spoke to a former UM baseball player yesterday about Coach Morris basically his take on it was this.

    “Coach Morris is the best coach I ever had by far, with that said Coach has lost his passion for coaching and grinding and the program needs new blood”

  126. Did someone mention Tacos? At 1 in the morning? I was sound asleep and for some reason I woke up. And at the time I had no idea why.

  127. There is still spots available for anyone interested. I’m taking my 2 childrens. They are very excited!

    http://hurricanesports.cstv.com/genrel/042312aaa.html

    Let me know if anybody else is signing up.

  128. Yep, Delray, I am going to have the pulled pork, then an assembly line where people can make either sliders, or fresh tacos (I’m frying them myself) and then your typical Mexican condiments.

    I’ll try to book your presence in advance next time! Busy guy! :-)

  129. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    These two in your friend’s list:

    2. Referring to a girl as “smokin’ hot.”
    4. “Send me a pic”

    Made me think of this response:

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJTMC8bzKe-ktW5bVf2bxbUA04pqkGimzWvD4_rZbwqJS4o-YjZko1kKCmNA

    The U is smoking hot!

    http://www.wallcoo.net/cartoon/the_fiery_english_alphabets_and_fiery_numbers_1920_1600/images/The_fiery_English_alphabet_picture_3538336.jpg

  130. avatar
    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:

    Yea, referring a girl as smoking hot is pretty damn lame. Gotta step ya game up, if you’re using that line..lol

  131. It’s a funny article, Reva did a good job.

    1-3 don’t bother me.

    4, meh, depends, but not usually bothered. I understand why you want a pic. If I didn’t get to look at me every day, I would want one too. lol. Kidding . . .

    5-8 – THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU HAVE AWOKEN MEAN JSQ.

    9-10 don’t bother me

    http://primility.com/the-girls-respond-10-annoying-things-guys-say-that-might-be-driving-the-ladies-away

  132. I actually agree more with the male article:

    http://primility.com/10-words-and-phrases-girls-use-that-could-be-driving-guys-away-or-at-least-nuts

    Women who say things like “totes” as an abbreviation for “totally” should be slapped repeatedly until they stop trying to sound like a low-rent version of Kim Kardashian.

    As I said last night to Reva:

    Honored to be included. And I very much agreed with Jerod’s post. I want to slap every girl who says “totes” or “adorbs.” You are not Kim Kardashian, you don’t look like Kim Kardashian, you are not as rich as Kim Kardashian, and no one is following your big a$$ around with a camera, so you can’t get away with sounding like a complete idiot like Kim Kardashian. Just say the whole damn word.

  133. avatar
    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:

    I’m guilty of #10..lol. But #’s 5-8 are a quick way to catch a slap..lol

  134. And this is why I only truly get along with .05% of the female population.

    F@cking annoying backstabbing phony lying lazy gold diggers constitute the remaining 99.5%

  135. I don’t even get #10. If you aren’t, you aren’t!

  136. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    haha rashad yea i just used #10 this past week

  137. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    JSQ right your just telling the truth really. Its kindof both ways your not ready for one because you dont want to be in one with said girl. I dont wana sound like a phag but i said it cause i wasnt tryin to string this girl a long so i straight up told her the deal i felt bad didnt wana dick her.. im kindof a nice guy

  138. avatar
    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:

    Yea Philly, I used it last month after a movie. lol.. We were watching the movie and all of a sudden she rested her head on my shoulder and left it there for 30 min. I knew right then, it was time to let her know..lol. I don’t wanna lead someone on, then have them go all crazy on me.lol

  139. Yep, Philly, right on.

    And the thing is, 99% of the time, girls KNOW what the deal is. They just think they can change your mind or something.

    These women have too much time on their hands.

    The other 1% is when you are dealing with a sociopath who goes from being completely in love with you to threatening to hurt himself and crying on the phone to you to hating you and telling everyone to loving you again, rinse, repeat, and throws that term out there even when he knows you are dating other people for several months so he can look like the one who did the rejecting. It’s hard to really predict and plan around crazy.

    Still, #10 – not bothered. I don’t even think you should be putting yourself in the position to get told that as a woman.

  140. JSQ says:
    April 25, 2012 at 11:41 AM
    And this is why I only truly get along with .05% of the female population.

    F@cking annoying backstabbing phony lying lazy gold diggers constitute the remaining 99.5%
    ————————————————————————————————-

    JSQ intro me to a .05 er cause i am tired of these other chicks too

  141. PlayaCane aka Rashad

    April 25, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Yea, referring a girl as smoking hot is pretty damn lame. Gotta step ya game up, if you’re using that line..lol
    /////////////////////////////////

    No doubt!
    http://youtu.be/XWdmi1rHO5g

  142. Hassan

    April 25, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    JSQ says:
    April 25, 2012 at 11:41 AM
    And this is why I only truly get along with .05% of the female population.

    F@cking annoying backstabbing phony lying lazy gold diggers constitute the remaining 99.5%
    ————————————————————————————————-

    intro me to a .05 er cause i am tired of these other chicks too
    //////////////////////////////////////////

    Must be where you gotthat sub 11.0 speed from, :)!

  143. Come to my tailgates and mingle, Hassan. The 99.5% don’t last long around me.

    Disclaimer: the above does not apply when it is one of those sorority reunion tailgates – I can’t control what they act like/ended up like any more than I can help the family I was born into. I just feed them jello shots and try not to get involved with the current “this is who we hate this week” bs.

  144. avatar
    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:

    LMAO@Calvin!!!!

  145. A throwback. Apparently it is math awareness day or something.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEKWZk16N_w

  146. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    LOL Rashad the ol head rest on the shoulder… “Ya know Rashad I think I’m really falling for you” haha defintly time to be out

    JSQ SPOT ON

    100% right most of the time they know the deal but think they can change it

  147. I just don’t get it – why anyone gets put in that situation . . .

    It’s like ignoring the dude who is setting up your tailgate for the one who rolls in an hour before kickoff with some excuse how he was up late [doing what/whom?] he smells like another girl and eats half of your cupcakes.

    The first one is the keeper, ladies, and he’s trying hard and lifting stuff and that is SEXY.

    The second one is not worth your time, and if he gives you that excuse in Miami, there’s also a pretty good chance homeboy has the clap.

  148. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    I show up to games about 45 minutes before they start. That must make me a serial killer. With the clap.

  149. Yes, Cubed, that is 100% what I was stating, personally, about you.

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/8e6c/images/2070/

  150. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    Huh?

  151. CanesCanesCanes

    April 25, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    I show up to games about 45 minutes before they start. That must make me a serial killer. With the clap.

    *****************************************************************

    Can’t you see a doctor about that?

  152. PhillyCane

    April 25, 2012 at 11:50 AM

    JSQ right your just telling the truth really. Its kindof both ways your not ready for one because you dont want to be in one with said girl. I dont wana sound like a phag but i said it cause i wasnt tryin to string this girl a long so i straight up told her the deal i felt bad didnt wana dick her.. im kindof a nice guy
    ///////////////////////////////////

    http://youtu.be/JKXFmGwislo

  153. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Delray says:
    April 25, 2012 at 1:32 PM
    CanesCanesCanes

    April 25, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    I show up to games about 45 minutes before they start. That must make me a serial killer. With the clap.

    *****************************************************************

    Can’t you see a doctor about that?

    —————

    Not really. Remember the serial killer that went to a doctor about it, the doctor turned out to be Hannibal Lechter.

  154. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    The sad part is most games I actually show up about a half hour before KO and have no trouble at all finding a close up parking spot. I don’t miss the “no blocky” hassle parking of the OB, but I do wish for the days when you’d actually have to try to get to the game at least an hour before kickoff to find parking, i.e., a filled up stadium

  155. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    JSQ says:
    April 25, 2012 at 12:56 PM
    I just don’t get it – why anyone gets put in that situation . . .

    It’s like ignoring the dude who is setting up your tailgate for the one who rolls in an hour before kickoff with some excuse how he was up late [doing what/whom?] he smells like another girl and eats half of your cupcakes.

    —————

    Oh, come on. Girls like the bad boy, not the nerd that follows them around doing their bidding.

    Heck, even nerds know they have to PRETEND to be a bad boy to get the girl’s attention.

    http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/James_and_Natalie.jpg

  156. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    Which had only happened like what? 3 times at Sun Life. 2 FSU games & choklehoma, that’s about it.

  157. Dead wrong, CO.

    They need to be doing ish. I’m too busy to be going after someone. They should be setting up the tailgate, doing stuff around my house or at least sending their handyman over, and pretty much making it 100% clear what their intentions are.

    If not, there will be someone else more than happy to do so.

    My whole point is, if a guy likes you, he makes it clear unless he’s a wackadoo. No need to lay your head on his shoulder or anything to test the waters.

    Wasn’t trying to imply anything otherwise, like that Cubed needs antibiotics, with my tailgating example.

  158. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    JSQ says:
    April 25, 2012 at 2:07 PM
    Dead wrong, CO.

    They need to be doing ish. I’m too busy to be going after someone.
    —————–
    Nope, not wrong. I have history, books, the Lifetime Channel, and psychology on my side.

    You are the rare exception, as you already said, part of a .05 female group. The other 99.95 go for the bad boy.

    Members of the Jury (that means the other bloggers here), your verdict?

  159. LMAO, okay, you have a point there counselor.

    I blame a busy schedule also for being completely dense that someone likes me until they basically drop trou and point at it like a monkey.

    “Wait, so you have been taking me to dinner for the last 8 Saturdays because you like me? I never picked up on that because you haven’t sent me any flowers and you only call me 4 nights a week”

    Being subtle or shy or aloof is a VERY bad idea with me.

  160. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Additional evidence for the jury.

    Go to google.
    type “why do girls like” and look at the typeahead suggestions, second option:

    “why do girls like bad boys” comes up. The reason so many ask google that question is because it is so common an occurance.

    I rest my case.

  161. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Hadn’t seen your response when I sent mine….

  162. avatar
    Greentree says:

    Damn Nate Webster. Guilty on 4 counts of unlawful sexual conduct.

    Don’t drop the soap buddy.

  163. Bad boys = dudes who can’t pay their bills and age prematurely.

    Give me a guy who makes me dinner and wants to watch a movie On Demand – not some sketch master flex whose idea of a date is a rum and coke purchased by him.

  164. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Greentree says:
    April 25, 2012 at 2:33 PM
    Damn Nate Webster. Guilty on 4 counts of unlawful sexual conduct.

    Don’t drop the soap buddy.

    ————-

    I think he is safe. He will be running the place in a week….

  165. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    JSQ says:
    April 25, 2012 at 2:29 PM
    LMAO, okay, you have a point there counselor.

    I blame a busy schedule also for being completely dense that someone likes me until they basically drop trou and point at it like a monkey.

    —————–

    At least now I know how to greet you at a tailgate.

    Of course my wife will smack me in the back of the head, but the laugh will be worth it.

    Such a cute monkey, too.

    http://www.arthursclipart.org/monkeys/monkeys/pointing.gif

  166. Awww, what a handsome monkey!

  167. Nate Webster = bad boy.

    Not appealing.

  168. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Getting back to the Tebow sex bounty, if I photoshop his face on a photo like this, do I get the million?

    http://www.ultimategoatfansite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sheepsex.jpg

  169. It’s worth a try . . .

  170. “The Truth Shall make you Free” Another soldier, Atlanta bound!
    ///////////////////////////////////

    The outspoken Samuel probably sealed his fate in Philadelphia when he criticized the front office at the trade deadline, saying management was ”playing fantasy football with the owner’s money.”

  171. This is hilarious, just about spit out my iced tea drinking this one:

    http://www.inc.com/geoffrey-james/stop-working-more-than-40-hours-a-week.html

  172. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    Calvin
    April 25, 2012 at 1:34 PM
    PhillyCane

    April 25, 2012 at 11:50 AM

    JSQ right your just telling the truth really. Its kindof both ways your not ready for one because you dont want to be in one with said girl. I dont wana sound like a phag but i said it cause i wasnt tryin to string this girl a long so i straight up told her the deal i felt bad didnt wana dick her.. im kindof a nice guy
    ///////////////////////////////////

    http://youtu.be/JKXFmGwislo

    ^^^^^^^

    Haha I was wondering what video would be posted due to this comment.. glad u came thru cal

  173. avatar
    PhillyCane says:

    Cal I hate to see Asante go, he was a balla on d

    But they want that $ to resign lesean which makes sense

    Still sucks

  174. I will have to see you at the tailgates JSQ, I am just glad to be home. The real world is almost foreign lol.
    ——————————————————————————————–

    Must be where you gotthat sub 11.0 speed from, !

    Calvin that speed is about 14 second speed right now lol I am old now dawg that was when i was young lol. I might be good for a 10 meter burst every now and then but that is about it.

  175. Hassan you are always welcome, glad you stopped by at the spring game! :-)

  176. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Back to yesterday’s questions I guess this is the definitive answer on it.

    http://i.qkme.me/35ptbh.jpg

    I am STUNNED that nobody has a photoshop of him in action. I googled, so I guess I still have a shot at the million.

  177. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    PlayaCane aka Rashad says:
    April 25, 2012 at 11:55 AM
    Yea Philly, I used it last month after a movie. lol.. We were watching the movie and all of a sudden she rested her head on my shoulder and left it there for 30 min. I knew right then, it was time to let her know..lol. I don’t wanna lead someone on, then have them go all crazy on me.lol
    —————————
    OLD SCHOOL RAP TRANSLATION

    “She had a few drinks, I’m thinkin’ soon what I’ll be gettin’
    Instead she started talkin’ ’bout plans for our weddin’
    I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I’ll be seein’ ya
    That’s why I found you don’t play around with the Funky Cold Medina”

  178. avatar
    Canes Outsider says:

    Stay tuned for Part 2 of DZ8′s analysis of where the ‘Canes will land in the 2012 NFL Draft coming Wednesday! GO ‘CANES!

    ——————-

    Tick, tick, tick, tick…..

    /no pressure though….

  179. avatar
    CanesCanesCanes says:

    I blame a busy schedule also for being completely dense that someone likes me until they basically drop trou and point at it like a monkey.

    >>>>>>

    At least they don’t point at it and fling their feces at you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXHwIrEpeSQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  180. http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/43565

    LM6 had a chat i got a couple questions in

  181. new blog up

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